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"Gunter, I'm having a headache, must be the ice right?" Ice King scratches his head again, this headache has been bugging him ever since the Lich got defeated. Something just starts to itch, felt like a sting at his head.
"Wenk"
"Yeah I know it's stupid, just trying to convo, alright. Sheesh, didn't' need to call me that" Ice King slightly disturb by what the little penguin said, considering even have to lecture the penguin on a proper lecture on words. He wonders where his little gunthy learned such words but his thoughts were shattered when the ache came back to sting again.
"Wenk"
"Alright, alright, alright. Any more words like that, and you'll get a time out. In the Ice Ring....aw!" Ice King continues scratching his head, this time more fiercely.
"Wenk"
"Bugs?! Gunter, that's even more stupider. Aw, aw, feel like there's something biting, can yah check?" Ice King lowers his head for Gunther to check, but the penguin responds with a no, that everything seems fine. Adding further that he deserves to use his Demonic Wishing Eye.
"What?! Gunter, what did I say about my STUFF!" Ice King wails in pain, he felt his mind being torn apart, even more. First it was just a nose itch that was easier enough to scratch away, but at lunch on some distant day it began crawling from his nose to his head, now it's itching, from just an occasional head scratch to reading a book while sitting, to scratching every 5 minutes, to now this.
"Wenk"
"Gunter! Get the healing potions from that James guy, you'll GET" Ice King stops scratching his head, this hasn't happened before. "GET! Gunter! I'll make sure you'll have all the bottles! AW DOODLE SCRUBBLES!" Ice King continues wail that echoes from the Ice Kingdom.
"You hear that?" Finn asks while holding a test tube over the milk in the beaker.
"Huh, yeah, it sounds like Ice King is wailing in pain" The young PB replies as she heats up the beaker.
"Must have stubbed his toe, or something, I would too"
"I hope it lasts long, that'll keep him away princesses for a while. Okay, now if we do this right, mixing this with the dough would create a milk mouse...."
"Wenk" Gunter shows the potion to Ice King who's already on the floor flopping around.
"GUNTER! Try smacking that bottle on my head, maybe the mixture of the jazz and phsy-AW" Gunter took no time, and smacks the bottle on Ice King's head, knocking the crown away, but to much of Gunter's glee as the bottle broke into pieces.
"Wenk?"
"I think that stopped it, huh, who knew right?"
"Wenk"
"No, Gunty, you cannot break into my closet again. Gunter, if I find out that you broke all my potions. And nope it's returning AGAIN!" Ice King fell as he was nearing to retrieve the crown, he fell flat as his wizard eyes saw something different.
"Who?! Hey, what's a nerd doing in my stuff. It'll stank up the princesses!"
"I did it, I managed to reach it. Thank you Gunter, Santa, and Sveinn. Now, I'm it's time to get out of this madness of labyrinth" Simon Petrikov's reflection announces
"Say what? HEY" Suddenly without Ice King's control, his hand reaches for the magic crown.
"I don't know how, but I this is the only choice I have" Simon announces as he disappears from Ice King's view. Suddenly, it feels like Ice King's other half of his face feels different. Like it's a totally different person
"Hey! Back off bud, this is my bod, you can't steal this physique, exemption for princesses"
"I had a princess! Her name was Betty" Simon argues. The name brought a spark in Ice King's mind.
"That had part seems like an ex, she single? HEY NOW"
Suddenly, Ice King's body is slams into the side. Ice King wasn't taking this back down. "So, you wanna get my body, huh, well too can play it that game!". Ice King then slams the part of his numb body to an ice wall. "Had enough"
"I do but of the crown's madness" Simon snaps back slamming their body into the wall again.
This went on, and on, for what seems hours. As the wails of the Ice King continues up until morning, Ice King and Simon were both tired, they felt like water but both still had the will. Both sides grabs the crown.
"I'm not letting you take my bod, the princesses will be mourning if they can't see this bod. Not letting some nerd take over"
"Neither am I going back there, three friends are now gone to get me this far. I won't be back to a lunatic"
"Pretty hardcore for a nerd"
As they both grasp the crown, both of their eyes had tears that immediately freezes, both of them grasps the crown never letting go. Their grasp on the crown never faltered, and the penguins of the Ice Kingdom just watches.
Then there was a numbness on both sides. Ice King didn't feel anything, neither did Simon Petrikov.
The penguins began murmuring on what's happening, as the Ice King just stood there staring at the crown yet their grasps on it remains. The hands on the crown remaining firm, and strong, the wizard eyes of Ice King stares directly on the crown.
"Wenk" Gunter calls out
A twitch from Ice King's finger. Then an icy explosion that knocks back every penguin in the vicinity. The crown lands in front of the penguin crowd, as Gunter picks it.
"Gunter, dear Gunter, please hold that for me. I have to get off of these horrendous rags" A sweet slippery icy voice calls out.
"Wenk? WENK" Gunter puts on the crown, proclaiming himself as Glacier God.
"Wenk! WENK! WENK!"
The penguins were murmuring in unison.
"Gunter, I haven't heard of that kind of speech in ever. Not since, hmm....yes during the events of the early 20th century, or the 19th. HAHA, still great speech" The crown from Gunter's head is removed quickly, as it is placed on the figure. The figure didn't wore the rags of the Ice King, but rather a more slick blue suit, his hair shorter, and his nose isn't as long.
"Wenk?" Gunter questions
"Chop, chop, we have much work to do here. Proclaim to the Ice Citizens we're doing a decorating, it's time we improve the conditions of this place! Starting with the sky" The figure from his hands whirls his hands, and dances as snow storms slowly forms, lightly raining snow. As he orders the penguins to get to work, and then they'll have lunch, and then a huge party in the new court yard he's planning. The penguins quickly rushes to their job.
"Wenk"
"Why Gunter, it's me, the new me. Rather...blurry, but it's me. A little bit different, but still me. Here" The figure procures tons of ice bottles, and says that it's for Gunter. The penguin immediately goes and smashes it. "Don't let up, I'm making you my Prime Minister, until you get tired"
"Wenk"
"Yes, yes. It's me, blurry in a blizzard, but me. Different person, but still me, just gotta keep moving. HAHA" The figure flurries the entire room, decorating the entire room. He stands on top of the Ice Mountain, smiling as the cold cool winds brushes on his face, as he holds Gunter in his arms.
"Greetings, Ooo. The Winter King graces you!!!" Winter King jumps off the mountain, making an icy slide to the bottom, as he marches off into the Ice Kingdom for redecoration.
"Huh, hey Finn. Can yah stop for a minute with that milk mouse. Kinda disgusting" Jake calls
"The Princess says it's perfectly healthy" Finn replies giving the milk mouse a cookie, as it licks the cookie covering it with milk.
"Look, outside, the Ice Kingdom, it's getting pretty stormy"
"Ice King must be up to something, heard him crying from the Candy Kingdom for hours. Must have stubbed his toe pretty badly"
"Should we check it out? Probably scheming on making new defenses, like some huge walls, and then some ice booby traps. Just to not get some princesses"
"We should, but then again, wouldn't it be kinda cool to stop him when his traps and defenses are all set. Then we BLAM! we tear down his traps"
"Huh, that would be more fun. Alright, let's give it some time, and the we bust him open"
